you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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