belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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