? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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