Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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