She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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