But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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