Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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