Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I have aggressive nipples.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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