My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
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