Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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