Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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