I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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