He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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