Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
