Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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