The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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