im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
The Olympian is in my bed
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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