i think my mom watched the whole time
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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