Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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