Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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