UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
