I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Randomize
