so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You may now shotgun with the bride
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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