I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Couch. On fire.
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