Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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