i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I love you.
Bad choice
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