OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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