You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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