I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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