i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
The air taste purple.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
