Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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