I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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