Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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