my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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