you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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