D3 body, D1 cock
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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