Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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