My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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