The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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