so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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