So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
i out mim tonsoeep
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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