i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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