Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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