Is it normal to miss your booty call?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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