Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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