I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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