where am i from again
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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