Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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