i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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