i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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