He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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