he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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