It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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