This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Rumble strips road head = magical
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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