Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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