Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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