How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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