we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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