these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
